Mar
2
6:00 PM18:00

Swansea, MA

The Portuguese Kids are back in Swansea, MA with their new show, The Live, Laugh, Linguiça Tour!  Tickets are only $50 and include dinner and show.  Proceeds to benefit the Swansea Somerset Youth Soccer League!  To purchase tickets by calling 774-473-4173 or purchase online below!

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Mar
3
6:00 PM18:00

New Bedford, MA

  • Whaler's Banquet & Conference Center (map)
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The Portuguese Kids are back in New Bedford, MA with their new show, The Live, Laugh, Linguiça Tour! Tickets are only $20, light fare will be served. Proceeds to benefit the William H. Taylor School! To purchase tickets by calling 774-451-7589 or purchase online below!

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Chatham, Ontario (Portuguese Wedding)
Mar
9
6:00 PM18:00

Chatham, Ontario (Portuguese Wedding)

Doors open at 6pm, show starts at 7:30pm, dinner starts around 8pm

My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the envelope!

Tickets are only $55 and include dinner and show. Purchase tickets online below or call 519-436-8848. Seating is limted don't wait!

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Mississauga, Ontario (Portuguese Wedding)
Mar
10
5:30 PM17:30

Mississauga, Ontario (Portuguese Wedding)

DOORS OPEN AT 5:30PM

The Portuguese Kids are bringing their hilarious dinner show My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding to Mississauga, Ontario! My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the envelope! Tickets are $80 and include a delicious meal and show.  

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Mar
17
6:00 PM18:00

Providence, RI

Doors open at 6pm

The Portuguese Kids are back in Providence, RI to celebrate St. Patty's Day "Luso Style"!

Tickets are only $35 for adults and $20 for kids 6-12.  On the menu:  Cozido (Boiled dinner), dessert and coffee!  To purchase tickets call MARIO at 508-277-2457, FERNANDO at 401-434-8469, THE RECTORY at 401-421-5621 or purchase online below:

 

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Mar
24
6:00 PM18:00

Fall River, MA (Uma Noite Folclórica)

DOORS OPEN AT 6PM

Uma Noite Folclórica was created to united New England folklore groups to celebrate and
preserve the Portuguese culture through youth involvement. This year event features 6 folklore
groups from as far away as Hartford, Connecticut, the awarding of a minimum of $6,000 in
scholarships, and the internationally acclaimed Portuguese Kids will end the night with some comedy!

There are two different tickets for this event: General Admission ($12) and Corporate Sponsor ($20). Each General Admission ticket gets you one (1) entry to win a trip to the Azores with The Portuguese Kids!

Any supporting business, church, charity or feast that purchases a Corporate Sponsor ticket gets one (1) entry per ticket to win a $2,000 Cox Media Marketing Campaign! This package will be business specific for the business type, to includedigital and/or cable, the production of a commercial (if needed), and the location of the businessand its services (this includes all of Rhode Island, Greater New Bedford, Greater Fall River, and Greater Attleboro).

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Mar
31
6:30 PM18:30

Acushnet, MA (Sold Out)

Don't miss The Portuguese Kids at the Century House in Acushnet, MA!  Proceeds to benefit the Center Stage Dance Studio's COMPETITION TEAM!  Tickets are $35, light fare included.  Doors open at 6:30pm.  For tickets call 508-995-8507 or purchase online below!

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Apr
13
6:30 PM18:30

Toronto, Ontario (Friday)

Doors open at 6:30pm. Food will be available to purchase. 

The Portuguese Kids are back in Toronto! Don't miss us on The Live, Laugh, Linguiça Tour! Comedy and culture...The funnier side of growing up Portuguese!

For tickets call Suzanne Cunha at (416) 873-6362, Melissa Simas (647)-405- 3649 or purchase online below!

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Apr
15
1:30 PM13:30

Toronto, Ontario (Sunday)

Doors open at 1:30pm. Food will be available to purchase. 

The Portuguese Kids are back in Toronto! Don't miss us on The Live, Laugh, Linguiça Tour! Comedy and culture...The funnier side of growing up Portuguese!

For tickets call Suzanne Cunha at (416) 873-6362, Melissa Simas (647)-405- 3649 or purchase online below!

 

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Apr
15
5:30 PM17:30

Toronto, Ontario (Sunday Night)

Due to popular demand we have added a second show on Sunday night!  Doors open at 5:30pm. Food will be available to purchase. 

The Portuguese Kids are back in Toronto! Don't miss us on The Live, Laugh, Linguiça Tour! Comedy and culture...The funnier side of growing up Portuguese!

For tickets call Suzanne Cunha at (416) 873-6362, Melissa Simas (647)-405- 3649 or purchase online below!

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May
12
8:00 PM20:00

Perth Amboy, NJ

The Portuguese Kids are back at PSC Perth Amboy with the Live, Laugh, Linguiça Tour!  Doors open at 8pm, show starts at 9pm. Bifanas, Bar Pies, Wings & Petiscos will be on sale! Tickets are only $25 and can be purchased at the bar of the PSC, by calling Vivian at 732-857-1725, Milene at 732-585-6328 or purchase online by clicking here!

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Vancouver, BC
May
19
6:30 PM18:30

Vancouver, BC

Doors open at 6:30pm

Don't miss the Real Portuguese Housewives take the stage with this is a one of a kind comedy show sure to make you laugh! The Portuguese Kids appear as you've never seen them - in FULL DRAG! Watch as they perform through the eyes of a Portuguese woman with a hilarious comedy show you won't forget!

For tickets call Christina at 604-338-6327 or purchase online below!

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Ludlow, MA (Portuguese Wedding)
Feb
24
6:00 PM18:00

Ludlow, MA (Portuguese Wedding)

DOORS OPEN AT 6PM

My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the envelope! Tickets are only $50 and include dinner and show! Purchase online below or by calling 413-583-8945 or 413-530-2972. This event is presented by The Pink Way and proceeds will benefit breast cancer research.

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Seekonk, MA (Portuguese Wedding)
Feb
23
6:30 PM18:30

Seekonk, MA (Portuguese Wedding)

DOORS OPEN AT 6:30PM

My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the envelope! 

Tickets are only $40 and include dinner and show. Doors open at 6:30pm. To purchase tickets, visit portuguesekids.com or purchase at Ramada Seekonk, 508-336-8700, ask for EXT 1502 or visit Ramada Hotel Tuesday-Saturday, 9am-5pm

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Feb
17
6:00 PM18:00

East Providence, RI

DOORS OPEN AT 6pm
Join us for a night of laughs as we help raise funds for the Guardian Relief Fund. Tickets are only $45 and include dinner and show. All proceeds will sponsor scholarships that will be awarded to a student at Case High school and a student at Seekonk High school. 

Ticket price includes dinner and show. Dinner will be served promptly at 6:45pm followed by the show.

Cash bar available and raffle tickets will be available for purchase.

Please purchase tickets online click HERE,  visit the Riviera Restaurant or you can contact Cindy at 774-451-2713.

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Newark, NJ (SOLD OUT)
Feb
11
1:00 PM13:00

Newark, NJ (SOLD OUT)

We have added a second show due to popular demand. Join us on Sunday afternoon, doors open at 1pm. 

Finally, after years of requests, The Portuguese Kids are bringing their hilarious dinner show My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding to Newark, NJ! My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the envelope! 


Tickets are $60 and include appetizers, lunch, dessert and show. Doors open at 1pm. Purchase tickets online below or call or visit Mediterranean Manor at 973-465-1966

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Newark, NJ (SOLD OUT)
Feb
10
6:00 PM18:00

Newark, NJ (SOLD OUT)

ONLINE TICKETS ARE TEMPORARILY SOLD OUT, PLEASE VISIT THE VENUE FOR TICKETS!


Finally, after years of requests, The Portuguese Kids are bringing their hilarious dinner show My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding to Newark, NJ! My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the envelope! 


Tickets are $60 and include appetizers, dinner, dessert and show. Doors open at 6pm. Purchase tickets online below or call or visit Mediterranean Manor at 973-465-1966

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Feb
3
8:00 PM20:00

Taunton, MA

The Portuguese Kids are back in Taunton, MA with their new show, the Live, Laugh, Linguiça Tour ! Tickets are only $15 and can be purchased online below or by visiting Bella Roma  (508) 823-5558.  Seating is limited don't wait to purchase your tickets!

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Feb
2
6:30 PM18:30

White's of Westport (The Bridge Fundraiser)

Don't miss The Portuguese Kids back on stage with their brand new show, The Live, Laugh, Linguiça Tour!  Tickets are only $20 and can be purchased online below or by visiting White's of Westport or by calling 508-997-0903. 

This fundraiser will benefit the mission of The Bridge: A Center for Hope and Healing in Dartmouth, MA.  The Bridge, a 501 (c) (3) non-profit organization strives to provide clients with the opportunity to make lasting changes in their lives through counseling with licensed therapists, support groups and wellness programs.

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Jan
27
7:00 PM19:00

Bristol, RI

The Portuguese Kids are back in Bristol, RI with their new show, the Live, Laugh, Linguiça Tour ! Tickets are only $20 and can be purchased online below or calling Tony at 401-996-2020. Seating is very limited don't wait to purchase tickets!  All proceeds to benefit the Lincoln Soccer Club.

 

 

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Danbury, CT (SOLD OUT)
Jan
26
6:00 PM18:00

Danbury, CT (SOLD OUT)

MATURE CONTENT SHOW.

Don't miss the Real Portuguese Housewives take the stage with this is a one of a kind comedy show sure to make you laugh! The Portuguese Kids appear as you've never seen them - in FULL DRAG! Watch as they perform through the eyes of a Portuguese woman with a hilarious comedy show you won't forget!

Tickets are only $50 and include dinner & show. Purchase tickets online HERE or visit the Center's Event Office Tue & Thur 1pm - 5:30pm, Wed 10am-2pm, Sat 10am - 4pm. See Ana

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Jan
13
6:30 PM18:30

Fall River, MA (Forever Paws Fundraiser)

Come out for a night of comedy to support a great cause!  Forever Paws Animal Shelter is holding a fundraiser at the Liberal Club in Fall River with The Portuguese Kids as entertainment!  Doors open at 6:30pm, show starts around 7:30pm.  Tickets are only $20 and can be purchased online below or by calling Gail at 508-678-0804 or Jenny at 508-951-0637.  

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Dec
17
6:30 PM18:30

Westport, MA (Christmas Show)

Cocktail Social at 6:30pm, 7:30pm Buffet & Show

 

Celebrate the Holidays “Luso Style”!

The Portuguese Kids are at White's of Westport with their Christmas comedy show! Doors open at 6:30pm for the cocktail social, holiday parties are welcomed! Call 508-675-7185 for tickets.

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Lowell, MA
Dec
9
6:00 PM18:00

Lowell, MA

DOORS OPEN AT 6PM, DINNER STARTS AT 7PM

MATURE CONTENT SHOW.

Don't miss the Real Portuguese Housewives presented by The Portuguese Kids! This is a one of a kind comedy show sure to make you laugh! Doors open at 6pm. Tickets are only $40 and include dinner and show. Holiday parties are welcome!

For tickets call 978-423-1653 or purchase online below!

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Fall River, MA (Portuguese Wedding)
Dec
8
6:00 PM18:00

Fall River, MA (Portuguese Wedding)

Doors open at 6pm
Show starts at 7pm

My Big Fat Portuguese Wedding will have you laughing, dancing and singing all night with an interactive dinner comedy where YOU are part of the family! Guests will be treated to a delicious meal and memorable moments at the table. When you're at a Portuguese wedding, everyone's family - just make sure you put enough money in the envelope! Tickets are only $40 and include dinner and show! Purchase online at Portuguesecomedy.com/events or call or visit Our Lady of Light, 508-672-1900. Holiday parties are welcome!

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Seekonk, MA
Dec
2
6:00 PM18:00

Seekonk, MA

DOORS OPEN AT 6PM, DINNER STARTS AT 7PM

MATURE CONTENT SHOW.

Don't miss the Real Portuguese Housewives presented by The Portuguese Kids! This is a one of a kind comedy show sure to make you laugh! Doors open at 6pm. Tickets are only $40 and include dinner and show. Holiday parties are welcome!

For tickets contact: visit RAMADA TUE-SAT, 9AM TO 5PM OR

CALL NANCY AT 508-336-8700, ASK FOR EXT 1502 or purchase below!

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Dec
1
6:00 PM18:00

Taunton, MA

DOORS OPEN AT 6PM, DINNER STARTS AT 7PM SHOW STARTS AFTER DINNER

Come celebrate the Holidays "Luso Style!"!  Don't miss The Portuguese Kids in Taunton, MA with their brand new Christmas Comedy show!  The only fat guy giving gifts away isn't Santa, it's Tio Manny!  Tickets are only $35 and include dinner and show.  Doors open at 6pm.  Purchase tickets at the club or call 508-828-9048.  Purchase online below! 

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Nov
25
4:30 PM16:30

Mountain View, CA

Doors open at 4:30pm for dinner to be served at 5pm. Doors open at 6pm for General Admission Seating

Celebrate the Holidays “Luso Style”!  The Portuguese Kids are in Mountain View with Taylor Amarante for a Christmas comedy show! Tickets are only $45 and include dinner and show, or $25 for general admission. 

Afterparty with DJ Jamarante                                        

For tickets call Samantha Reyes, Society Secretary (408) 504-5945 or purchase below.  

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Nov
24
6:00 PM18:00

Modesto, CA

Doors open at 6pm, show starts around 8pm.  Food will be available to purchase throughout the night.

Celebrate the Holidays “Luso Style”!  The Portuguese Kids are in Modesto with Taylor Amarante for a Christmas comedy show! Tickets are only $20 and can be purchased by calling 209-613-0341 or purchase online below.

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Nov
18
6:00 PM18:00

Swansea, MA (Case High School Fundraiser)

DOORS OPEN AT 6PM, SHOW STARTS AT 7PM

Don't miss The Portuguese Kids in Swansea, MA with their latest show, I'm Not Yelling, I'm Portuguese!  A night of comedy for a great cause!  Proceeds to benefit Joseph Case High School Athletics!  Tickets are only $20 and can be purchased by calling Kelly at 508-264-3614 or purchase online below!

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Nov
10
7:00 PM19:00

Mineola, NY

Doors open at 7pm, dinner starts at 7:30pm

The Portuguese Kids are back in Mineola!  Don't miss the newest show, I'm Not Yelling, I'm Portuguese! Tickets are available by calling Judi Lima at 646-430-3187 or visit the club 516-294-8287!

***Not appropriate for children under 11***

 

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Nov
9
7:00 PM19:00

Mineola, NY (2nd Night Added!)

Friday night's show has sold out so we've added a Thursday night show!

Doors open at 7pm, dinner starts at 7:30pm

The Portuguese Kids are back in Mineola!  Don't miss the newest show, I'm Not Yelling, I'm Portuguese! Tickets are available by calling Judi Lima at 646-430-3187 or visit the club 516-294-8287!

***Not appropriate for children under 11***

 

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Nov
4
6:00 PM18:00

Portsmouth, RI

  • Portsmouth Portuguese American Citizens Club (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

DOORS OPEN AT 6PM, DINNER STARTS AT 7PM

Don't miss the brand new show from The Portuguese Kids, I'm Not Yelling, I'm Portuguese! in Portsmouth, RI.  The Portsmouth Portuguese American Citizens Club is celebrating their 90 year anniversary!  Tickets are only $35 and include Roast Beef Dinner and show!  Purchase tickets by calling 401-935-7152 or purchase online below.

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Nov
3
6:00 PM18:00

Fall River, MA (Children's Museum Fundraiser)

DOORS OPEN AT 6PM
CATERING PROVIDED BY TA RESTAURANT IN FALL RIVER, MA

Don't miss The Portuguese Kids in Fall River, MA! Proceeds to benefit the Children's Museum of Great Fall River! Tickets are only $35 and include dinner (Catered by TA Restaurant) and show. Tickets can be purchased by calling 508-672-0033 or online below.
Raffles will be available throughout the night! Cash bar.

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Oct
29
1:00 PM13:00

Chatham, Ontario, Canada

  • Portuguese Canadian Social Club of Chatham (map)
  • Google Calendar ICS

The Portuguese Kids debut in Chatham, Ontario with their brand new show, I'm Not Yelling, I'm Portuguese!  Doors open at 1pm, show starts at 2pm, tickets are only $20 in advance ($25 at the door) and can be purchased by calling 519-436-8848.  Food and drinks will be available to purchase throughout the night.

The Portuguese Kids debut in Chatham, Ontario with their brand new show, I'm Not Yelling, I'm Portuguese!  Doors open at 1pm, show starts at 2pm, tickets are only $20 in advance ($25 at the door) and can be purchased by calling 519-436-8848.  Food and drinks will be available to purchase throughout the night.
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Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
Oct
28
5:30 PM17:30

Mississauga, Ontario, Canada

SOLD OUT!

12th Annual A Night For Autism

Don't miss the Real Portuguese Housewives presented by The Portuguese Kids!  A great night of comedy for a great cause!  This is a one of a kind show sure to make you laugh! Doors open at 5:30pm, dinner starts at 6:30pm. Tickets are only $80 for adults, $50 for children 13 and under.  For tickets contact: Adele Pimentel 416-270-7670 or adelpimentel@rogers.com or Andrea Anselmo, andreaanselmo1977@yahoo.ca 

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Cambridge, Ontario
Oct
27
6:00 PM18:00

Cambridge, Ontario

Online ticket sales have officially stopped.  For tickets call Jon from Melo Out Entertianment at 519-221-4686

DOORS OPEN AT 6PM,

SHOW STARTS AT 8PM

Don't miss the Real Portuguese Housewives presented by The Portuguese Kids! This is a one of a kind comedy show sure to make you laugh! Doors open at 6pm.  Cash bar, food will be available to purchase throughout the night.  MATURE CONTENT SHOW

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Oct
7
6:30 PM18:30

Union City, CA

 

The Portuguese Kids are coming back to Union City and bringing a new show with them... 

The Portuguese Kids are taking ethnic comedy to new heights with their live shows and viral videos highlighting the funnier side of growing up as a kid of an immigrant.

Saturday, October 7th, 2017

Doors open 6:30
Show at 8:00 pm

Bar and Snack Bar available. 

Tickets are $25 per person
online purchase only: 
sdes-alvarado.ticketleap.com/portuguesekidscomedy/


18 and Over (or parents discrestion)

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Oct
6
6:00 PM18:00

Tulare, CA

DOORS OPEN AT 6:00PM, SHOW STARTS AT 8PM

The Portuguese Kids are back in Tulare and they've brought some company, too!  Don't miss their newest show, I'm Not Yelling, I'm Portuguese!  Opening up the evening is the super talented and very funny Bay Area comedian, Taylor Amarante.  Tickets are only $20 and can be purchased online, below or visit TDES, (559) 331-1835 or (559) 972-7195.

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